Luxury Trouble

Actual conversation this morning:
"Hi, this is Andy Ellwood with One Key. I was calling to follow up on your interest in our company and taking a vacation with us to the Bahamas."
"You are calling about trouble?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Yes, I contacted you because I want trouble. My family and I want trouble."
"What kind of trouble are you referring to?"
"Luxury Trouble."
And that is when I realized that when you are calling a cell phone in Nigeria from Skype, you have to think outside the box of what you are hearing and be as creative as possible or you may end up in some big Travel.